Come sit with me for awhile . . .
and see what I’m bringing to the table ®
You may think that I’ve been moving at breakneck speed, eating up 2015’s calender, much like Emmitt Smith ate up the Astro-Turf to the tune of an all-time record of 18,000 plus rushing yards, while playing for the Dallas Cowboys! Humph* . . . Rushing indeed!!!
People . . . excuse me . . . I haven’t got a magic wand that enables me to speed up nor slow down father time . . . Or should I say . . . mother time? Really?. . . Hmmm . . . Easy, hold on a second . . . don’t rush me . . . shhh . . . those few moments of pause has me thinking . . . mother vs. father time . . . I’m going to have to give that question some thought, and get back to you on that, as to the present, and future up-coming well established dates on our 2015 calendar. Oh please take a breath, and then keep in mind that . . . I’m merely apprising you of that which has been set in stone long before you, and I were wearing diapers! So. . . there will be no shooting of the messenger!!! What I will take is a round of applause for my never ending wealth of suggestions. Nah, not really, just kidding!!!
For those of you who have tirelessly hosted a Super Bowl party . . . year, after year, after year, but . . . recently you’ve been heard saying . . . or was that you screaming? . . . oh no!!! . . . nah ah . . . not this year! From part of a well known saying, ‘you deserve a brake today’ . . . I’m saying . . . you do deserve a time out! And to those of you out in readers land, who have skillfully managed a flawless ‘hand off ‘ to a willing or not so willing newcomer host . . . kudos to you!!! You have just successfully completed a touch down pass!!!
Now hold on . . . before you all start feeling a touch guilty for scoring this game winning touch down, please read on . . . I have a remedy that will smooth your ruffled feathers, ease your conscience, and qualify you for the new host/hostess’ best buddy trophy! Here’s an idea for you to consider as a silent but grateful thank you/tradeoff for your well earned Super Bowl host/hostess brake. My fun food offering, for any casual gathering is always . . . a large loaf of multi-layer bread, filled with everything but the kitchen sink! The size of your offering will depend on the size of the group, and your out-of-the-box imagination. STOP . . . no, no, no, this is not your shindig people!!! You are merely bringing a hostess/host gift that will be a thank you for being invited . . . Ahhhh . . . there you go . . . yes, that’s right . . . what you just felt was a wave of calm wash over your body, and rush deep into your soul!!!
Nice . . . I know, go ahead take another deep relaxing breath, and hold . . . are you holding? O k . . . now blow it all out while releasing that ‘frantic need to-do party animal‘ you have so skillfully transformed into!!! Mm hmm . . . fine with me . . . I hereby, willingly accept responsibility for tweaking your inner hostess/host gene, just waiting to get out!!! Whoa . . . no worries . . . calm yourself . . . this is a temporary brake! Your not turning over your crown, and/or kingdom . . . Look at all the planning time you’ve gained for next year’s Super Bowl Sunday!
If you plan on using candles in, and around your food, and company . . . please light, and use responsibly. Wicks should be between 1/4-3/8 ” in length every time you light a candle. Keep candles away from children’s reach, and away from people reaching for food.
*( a term/or sound expressing slight scornful doubt or dissatisfaction… recorded way back in the 16th century).
Sharon Insul is the former owner of the popular Beverly Hills boutique Candle light and…
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That picture just caused a Pavlovian response with me salivating a bit. Bay Cities, here i come 🙂 LOVE!
Now that is what I call a sandwich! I’ll have three of those please. :o) @AgentBertram